So they went hunting.

Why did they go hunting?

Cause Leland likes hunting.

Why does Leland likes hunting?

Now that is a good question.

There were four of them, Leland, Romeo, Kyle and Mikey.

Now the question arises: Why the hell Kyle went hunting with his older brother, and his husband, at the same time and place?

The answer to this question is well known, if not completely comprehensible.

Romeo lives in a movie, in which Kyle, the love of his life, the man of his heart, the apple of his eye, must attempt to reconcile his relationship with his older brother, a relationship that had frayed long ago for reasons we shall not explore.

But as has been said previously, Romeo lives in a movie.

So they were mid chase after an animal, that everyone other than Leland assumed to be a young light footed antelope.

Mikey grumbled something about PETA and the sanctity of life, or something like that, nobody really paid attention. Kyle on the other hand complained nonstop about enormous and disgusting creepy crawly thingies that were lying everywhere in wait, and had apparently made a pact to disembowel his wonderful mind. Romeo was busy waving away the complaints of those two who hadn't wanted to be there in the first place. Mikey had come on account of the pestering of his beautiful lovely wife, who was too busy taking care of their newborn daughter, to see to a 'third child'. Verbatim.

Since the only one who honest to god actually focused on the reason they had gone out was Leland, who put his whole being and so forth into capturing this poor antelope, which was actually a deer, anyway.

Lucky for her, before Leland could even think of shooting his already prepared arrow, Mikey and Kyle decided unanimously that they were sick of this, for the reasons that were mentioned above. And they forced everyone to turn around immediately and begin their hurried journey home.

Thanks to a fight that no one quite remembered the beginning of, between the two brothers, after roughly an hour of walking, the travelers finally realized that they had passed that tree at least four times already.

And the arguments continues, and blames was cast, and the brothers went off in different directions, leaving Romeo and Leland to stare in despair at the rain that had begun to fall. The remaining companions, or more specifically Romeo, decided to teach the brothers a lesson regarding cooperation. And they left the brother alone in the woods as they both found their way back, quite easily, since as opposed to the Rosenberg Brothers they had paid attention to where they actually were.

Mikey found himself a warm comfortable cave, by the way, it may be important to mention that it was also devoid of all or any kind of predatory animals. There he spent his time until the storm had subsided, and then made his way back to the castle, angry and in a bad mood as usual. Kyle on the other hand, despite his attempts to find somewhere dry and comfortable like his older brother, found himself running, yes you read correctly, running. Towards the sound of horrible screaming.

He arrived at a small wooden cottage in the center of a clearing and kicked down the door!

There, sweating and screeching, laid on a bed soaked with her sweat, a girl, perhaps 18, no older, in the midst of a very advanced labor.

"Oy." Was all the young sorcerer could conjure before he hurried to her side with great courage.